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Alice in Wonderland (1976)

Things that make you go boi-i-i-ng: this week’s theme is the inventive employment of grotesque rubber appendages in the service of one-of-a-kind, whacked-out sexploitation chestnuts.

Sex in the Comics (1973), fresh on DVD from Just for the Hell of It video, freakily brings ancient funny-paper characters to life with live humans donning psychotic-episode-inducing latex masks, unnerving editing techniques, limp dicks, unsuckled bosoms, and authentically insane concepts of eroticism.

From Troma DVD comes Getting Lucky (1990), the legendary Green Magic adventure half-remembered by viewers of USA Up All Night in which a leprechaun in a beer bottle shrinks a nerd so small he can – and does – get lost in a cheerleaders’ pubic hair.

Go. Bounce along now. Read.

NYC Glossy Claims Tera Patrick Said She Was the Only Porn Star to Ever Cross Over Into the Mainstream

Adult-video fans are pumped for a clash of the Ultimate XXX Brunette versus the Ultimate XXX Blonde after Tera Patrick reportedly dished out unkind words toward Jenna Jameson in Black Book magazine.

According to the article, Tera said: “There’s really no other porn star that’s crossed into mainstream that I can think of. I’m pretty much the girl that makes porn okay.”

Frankly, that does not sound like the gracious, thoughtful Tera Patrick that Mr. Skin has known and Skinterviewed.

Today, LukeIsBack.com reports that Tera was indeed misquoted, and that they expect the writer to make a correction.

Mr. Skin loves Tera Patrick and Jenna Jameson both, but it’s time to step in an toot the horns of crossover porn queens Traci Lords, Ginger Lynn Allen, and Kristine DeBell after the jump.

One of the most popular softcore smashes of all time, Flesh Gordon rocketed into neighborhood theaters across the country on this date in 1974.

Upon touching down in local cinemas, the sexually explicit, cosmically comical Flesh Gordon ran continuously for more than a year.

It then became a reliable re-release and a smash in the fledgling days of home video, before living on as a midnight movie favorite--where Flesh continues to circulate (and titillate) today.

For more on innocent entertainment gone orgasmically orbital during the me(at) decade, launch your rocket after the jump.

Last week, Mr. Skin unveiled his picks for 2007's 26 best DVDs for sex and nudity. And now, the breast of the rest...

Years come, years go. So as 2007 fades into the new horizons of 2008, let's be freshly grateful, then, that flesh on film lasts forever. The past twelve months have provided a bumper crop of delectable actresses unveiling themselves on DVD.