Aïe (2000)

Aïe (2000) is a French comedy that loosely translates to Ouch. Nothing painful about Hélène Fillières, though. She’s a sweet-looking lady. All eyes and pouty lips on a perfectly structured face. You could wear sexier underwear, though. The white bra is boring and your black panties have a long way to go before the even enter the outer territory of arousing. Still, we like your sweet and innocent schtick. Yeah, we know it’s an act. When we catch you in the bedroom in those uninspiring undergarments and you pop open that bra to let loose your small wonders, well, then we know that the fun times are right around the corner. We’ll still take you to Victoria’s Secret later. It couldn’t hurt.