In the past 24 hours, it seems that all the hottest married babes in Hollywood have announced their imminent divorces or separations. Mr. Skin has the perv-fect cure for their relationship blues: how about getting nude, ladies?
Luckily, all three of these newly-single sex kittens have already stripped down on film!
Laura Dern's husband, singer Ben Harper, nailed the actress with divorce papers this week, but skin fans prefer seeing her getting nailed, period. Watch her in Rambling Rose (1990) to see the tall blonde's tall nips in all their glory, and in Wild at Heart (1990), she gets rammed every which way by Nicolas Cage, giving way to a boobs-and-pubes bone-anza. Dern it all, she's hot!
Sultry singer and all-around Dirrty girl Christina Aguilera and her music producer husband Jordan Bratman announced today that they've split. Christina's always been music to our eyes, treading that delicious thin line between naked and clothed in videos like Lady Marmalade and Not Myself Tonight, but she landed her career high note during filming for an MTV Diary episode when she posed topless and showed peeps of her pierced pink peaks. Xtina? More like XXXtina!
And our breast Friend, Courteney Cox, has separated from husband of 11 years David Arquette. David can still rest assured that he's the only person in the world who has two sisters (Patricia and Rosanna), a mom (Brenda Denaut), and now an ex-wife naked at Mr. Skin! The icy-eyed, raven-maned Courteney first bared boobage (and body double butt) in Blue Desert (1991), a flash of left nip in Commandments (1997), and quick nippage and crack on her short-lived show Dirt. Jennifer Aniston and Lisa Kudrow could only dream of being this Dirt-y.
