Access Hollywood

Access Hollywood is a Tinseltown countdown of all the top stories of the day. Forget war and famine and national debt—Access Hollywood is about movies and scandals and sweater pets! Everyone knows that who's screwing who and who got caught nude is the real news, and since 1996 Access Hollywood has been bringing the straight dope straight to you. It's as reliable as the sunrise, as unchangeable as time—though they did lose Pat O'Brien that one time when he went off to host his own show (or maybe to spend more time with his hookers and blow).