Aan tafel

Translated as The Table, Aan Tafel is a celebrity chat show from the lovely land of Belgium. We have no idea what the hell this show is beyond that, only that Ann Cuervels is in it. And she’s un-fucking-believably hot, even if she isn’t a real blonde. And that, if she was here, it wouldn’t matter if she couldn’t understand a word I’d be saying, because I’d like mack on to her like Bond. Then I’d pull some wicked smart moves on the dance floor that she’s never seen from Belgian guys, then I’d slip her a roofie and when she falls unconscious I’d take off her clothes and then I’d… uh… take her… to… the hospital? Because… giving people roofies in their drink is just wrong. And morally repugnant. I don’t even know anyone at a drug store who could supply me with flunitrazepam at a price of only $9 per tablet. I swear.