A Thousand Pleasures (1968)

A thousand pleasures await viewers of A Thousand Pleasures (1968). Under the direction of Michael Findlay (who is credited as Julian Marsh), this rare and wacky adults’ only thriller centers around a henpecked misogynist (played by Findlay, credited as Robert Wuesterwurst) who offs his wife (played by Michael’s real-life wife Roberta Findlay who is credited as Anna Diva). But just when the dude thinks he’s solved his troubles, he is abducted by a pair of lunatic lesbians (Linda Boyce and Uta Erickson). These crazy ladies take him to their home where a woman named Baby (Kim Lewid) hangs out in a crib. When she’s not wearing diapers, Baby struts her stuff in the buff while sucking her thumb. Needless to say, this sexploitation flick is a trip! The skinematography (by “Anna Diva”) appears on black and white film which may explain why the movie is totally off color! Perhaps that’s why panty-clad Belle (Janet Banzet) feels her own bare chest up. Not to be outdone, Maggie (Erickson) reveals her rack, rump and fluffy muff as well as her lesbian tendencies when she gets busy with an equally naked Jackie (Boyce). If that’s not hot enough, the aptly-named Boobarella, Donna Stone exposes her bush, bum and big boobs when she straddles a lucky guy in the sack. Donna’s breasts (and areolas) are so large, they probably could stand on their own. But of course they’ve no bones — we’ll have to add those. In other words, Ms. Stone will make you rock hard!