Genevieve Morton's Awesome Body Really Keeps On Giving
The gift of a calendar says, “I don’t really know you as a person, but I assume you like toknow what day it is. Here, enjoy some kittens with a ball of yarn.” Well, at least that is what calendars used to say before Genevieve Morton decided to strip off her bikini and make 2017 a year that no one will ever forget.
For many years we all had to grin and bear the awful gift of a calendar, but no longer. Gone are the days when calendars meant you weren’t really loved; now calendars are the it thing, the hit gift, the one thing everyone wants and it’s all thanks to Genevieve Morton and her incredible naked body. In fact, I’m going to go out and buy every single copy of Genevieve Morton’s nude 2017 calendar I can find. And I’m not just going to go to one store, I’m going to go as many as I can find in a 10, no 20, no 30 mile radius. And I might even think about maybe giving some of them away… Maybe… After all, it’s Genevieve Morton naked you; would have to be really close to someone to give them that gift.
So, forget about your online calendars, your smartphones, and all the other wonderful technological advancements in calendars. It’s time to go old school and get the Genevieve Morton topless calendar. Honestly, is there any better way to remember important dates than with a nude Genevieve Morton? I can’t think of any.
