It's hard to find a sexier aristocrat than Judi Bowker, whose British boobies have driven us bonkers in all kinds of period outfits over the years. Born in the UK but raised in Northern Rhodesia, which is now the nation of Zambia, the former ballerina got her first break starring on the UK TV series The Adventures of Black Beauty. Then Judi made her big-screen debut in the patron saint of animals, St. Francis of Assisi, biopic Brother Sun, Sister Moon (1973). Unfortunately, Bowker's own beauties stayed clothed in the film and our animalistic attraction to her went unsatisfied. She then mostly concentrated on a TV career overseas, focusing on the macabre with roles in shows like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, The Picture of Dorian Gray, and Count Dracula. But while we were counting the days until she finally did some nudity, her role as Princess Andromeda in Clash of the Titans (1981) brought a glimpse of the titanic titty and Brit butt. You'll be more than able to strain yourself to Andromeda watching her get out of the bath, but there's a but. It's not hers. Yes, unfortunately the nudity is the work of an exceptionally accurate body double. Still we remember the Titans clash for that flash of tight ass. Outside of the pheasant hunting film The Hunting Party (1985), Judi mainly stuck with work on the small screen, including period miniseries' like Ellis Island, Anna Karenina, and the World War Two fashion drama Sins. Married to playwright Harry Meacher, Judi took a long break from acting in the eighties, before returning sporadically in the nineties and late 2000's. She'll probably never be in a movie more beloved than Clash of the Titans, but if she ever takes off her clothes on screen, we'll be the first to watch. Judi Bowker, yeah, we still want to boink her.
