War

War is hell. It’s also hot as hell… when nudity is involved! There’s nothing pretty about brother fighting brother, but if the cinematic bloodshed brings about skinematic clothes shedding, we’re suddenly feeling mighty bloodthirsty.

Filmmakers have a grand tradition of tempering the violence of war movies with some tender war boobies. Showgirls director Paul Verhoeven prettied up the medieval battles of his Flesh + Blood with a young Jennifer Jason Leigh nude. Never was a title so appropriate.

It’s Greeks “baring” gifts and Roman orgies galore in Alexander and Troy, which featured Rosario Dawson’s tits, ass, and pussy and nude Diane Kruger, respectively.

And the Nazisploitation movies of the 1970s—such as Gestapo’s Last Orgy and Ilsa, She Wolf of the S.S.—proved that no matter how brutal the battle, there’s always room for celebs in the buff.

With war this sexy, we all win!