Variety

Variety is the spice of life, and nothing is spicier than a dash of horny heat into a variety show.

Programs of the genre historically lean toward the safe and frustratingly chaste—think of Marie Osmond in those long, high-necked dresses—but sketch shows aren’t all Mormons and virginity.

Take Saturday Night Live, a program that has been incorporating devastatingly sexy AND funny women into their fold, from cast members Maya Rudolph, Sarah Silverman, and Julia Louis-Dreyfus to hot guest stars like Cameron Diaz and the huge tits of both Scarlett Johansson and Lindsay Lohan.

Across the pond, the Benny Hill show regularly featured half-naked babes running wild, while bust-out reality star Jessica Simpson nearly broke out of her skintight shirt singing and dancing on Nick and Jessica’s Family Christmas.

If that isn’t enough to wet your whistle, keep in mind that fashion shows fall under the variety heading. There’s no singing, not skits, and very little dancing, but seeing supermodels Heidi Klum, Gisele Bundchen, Adriana Lima, and Marisa Miller strut their flawless, barely clad stuff in Victoria’s Secret shows is music to your eyes.