Short

Short is sweet!

An epic adventure can always be fun, but there’s something to be said about a film that can say volumes in a limited amount of time. Especially when that film contains naked celebrities!

Camp Blood: The Musical, Look in My Shorts, and Touch Me are just a few dirty-titled flicks that get the pointers across quick. But although they’re short on time, they’re long on nudity!

1960s and ’70s skinema favored the short film when it came to featuring sex stars in all their glory. Feast your eyes on I, Uschi, a fast study of Russ Meyer babe Uschi Digard and all the nooks and crannies of her natural, massive tits and lush bush.

Even A-list stars aren’t above stripping for a short. Actresses who may turn their nose up at big-screen barings often willingly disrobe for the more “artistic” short film. Take for example the notoriously skin shy Natalie Portman. In Hotel Chevalier, which accompanied Wes Anderson’s movie The Darjeeling Limited, Natalie appeared nude for the first time, showing off one boob and her flawless ass in a hotel room. Who wouldn’t want to check into her?

And across the pond, the short feature Cashback was so well received, it inspired a full-length film of the same name. And there are two big reasons why: Keeley Hazell’s breasts!