Mystery

Whodunit? Who cares, when someone’s naked?

When a movie is a mystery, characters have to piece together clues to solve a crime or other unexplained event. But the thrills and chills really come when the stars lose their clothing.

Perhaps the breast-loved mystery featuring a nude celebrity is skin classic Basic Instinct. As a blood-thirsty, sex-hungry murderer, sultry Sharon Stone became an instant superstar, especially when she spread her legs to expose her blonde pussy!

And it’s no mystery that everyone wants to see Katie Holmes nude. Luckily audiences can look to the thriller The Gift, which features Mrs. Cruise’s amazing natural tits.

David Lynch is the master of the creepy mystery, and he peppers hits like Mulholland Dr. and Lost Highway with the bare boobs of Patricia Arquette and lesbian sex from Naomi Watts.

We have thighs wide open for Eyes Wide Shut, especially Nicole Kidman’s pale white ass. Not to be outdone, Meg Ryan went full frontal and showed pubic hair for the first time for In the Cut.

Mysteries. They give us a tough nut to crack.