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Each Tuesday, be sure to check in with Mr. Skin to get the complete skinny right here on the hottest DVD releases. Here is the randy round-up for the week of October 14, 2008.


THE APPRENTICE (1971)
STUDIO: Somerville House
NUDES: Susan Sarandon (breasts) (Picture-1), Céline Bernier (left breast, bush), Carole Laure (FFN)
THE SKINNY: The Canadian drama The Apprentice features Steve Fiset and Susan Sarandon in the story of a French Canadian man whose involvement in the criminal underworld is put in doubt after he meets and falls for a beautiful English girl. When he tries to break up with his old girlfriend, whose brother is his partner in crime, she refuses to let him go. He can’t bear to break things off with the English girl either, and when you see young Susan Sarandon undrape her udders in bed, you’ll know why. Though it doesn’t have Donald Trump, The Apprentice does contain Susan’s Trump Towers!

CHAPLIN: 15th ANNIVERSARY EDITION (1992)
STUDIO: Lions Gate
NUDES: Milla Jovovich (left breast, butt) (Picture-1), Moira Kelly (breasts) (Picture-1), Diane Lane (breasts) (Picture-1)
THE SKINNY: They didn’t call Charlie Chaplin "The Little Tramp" for nothing. The noted silent-screen comic was a notorious seducer and connoisseur of young female flesh, and some of that overwhelming interest in all things distaff and naked has rubbed off on the Richard Attenborough-directed biopic Chaplin. Aside from an Oscar-nominated performance by Robert Downey Jr. as the quirky and obsessive comedian, Chaplin features an inordinate amount of skinterest for a picture rated PG-13. Kids of all ages can grin and bare it over Moira Kelly’s extended topless posing, Diane Lane’s quick burst of nip, Milla Jovovich’s lengthy revelation of boobs and buns, and assorted chorus girls strutting nipples out backstage.


GAMER (2001)
STUDIO: Synkronized USA
NUDE: Camille De Pazzis (butt)
THE SKINNY: The hyper-violent, wildly imaginative thrill-fest Gamer chronicles the adventures of a joystick-addicted youth named Ian who gets sucked into the world of Hot Wired 3, the most brutal and insane video game ever created. Once on the other side of the screen, Ian encounters all manner of threats and obstacles, along with sensual kicks such as those provided by naked Camille De Pazzis. High-stakes recklessness and knockout nude babes? That’s the name of this Gamer!

MON IDOLE (2002)
STUDIO: Synkronized USA
NUDES: Diane Kruger (breasts, butt) (Picture-1)
THE SKINNY: When Bastien’s boss invites him out for a weekend at the country estate in Mon idole, Bastien thinks that it is his opportunity to gain a promotion. Little does he know that the boss and his wife have far different plans. The choice that Bastien makes will have far-reaching consequences for the rest of his life. We also get a nice look at Diane Kruger’s girl thangs and fundament when she gets out of bed.


SHORT CUTS: CRITERION EDITION (1993)
STUDIO: CriterionCo.com
NUDES: Anne Archer (butt) (Picture-1), Frances McDormand (left breast, bush) (Picture-1), Julianne Moore (butt, bush) (Picture-1), Lori Singer (FFN, butt) (Picture-1), Madeleine Stowe (left breast) (Picture-1)
THE SKINNY: The short stories of Pacific Northwest author Raymond Carver are not generally thought to be cinematic in nature. A typical Carver story deals with a telling shift in the small world of personal experience. There are no car chases or explosions, seldom is a gun wielded, and corpses appear only sporadically. And yet director Robert Altman perceived a unifying line of inquiry. Short Cuts strings together a series of interlocking vignettes that explore and comfort the quieter agonies of day-to-day existence. One sign of Altman’s deft and masterly touch with sensitive material is that a slew of A-list celebrity actresses show off everything from simple nip slip to flaring red muff during the jumps of Short Cuts.

SWEET 16: DIRECTOR’S CUT (1981)
STUDIO: BCI Eclipse
NUDE: Aleisa Shirley (breasts, bush)
THE SKINNY: The Texas-set slasher film Sweet 16 made quite a splash back in 1983, when it was released on VHS before it played theaters in many parts of the United States. Beyond that advent-of-direct-to-video-flicks footnote, Sweet 16 is a taut, well-honed teenage slice-and-dice fright movie rendered remarkable by repeated boobs-and-bush exposure by Aleisa Shirley. Hot brunette Aleisa plays the heroine of Sweet 16, a new girl in town who’s suspected of serially stabbing the locals, but when she peels and gets wet for both a shower and a skinny-dip, let there be no doubt: She’s the one responsible for a massacre of your own DNA.

TORTILLA HEAVEN (2007)
STUDIO: Archangel Entertainment
NUDE: Olivia Hussey (butt)
THE SKINNY: The divine comedy Tortilla Heaven tells the story of a restaurant in a tiny town in New Mexico that suddenly finds itself on the map when the image of Jesus Christ appears on a tortilla. Soon everyone wants to share in the miracle and greed and contention rear their ugly heads. Olivia Hussey appears as a nudist, showing skin for the first time since the 2000 drama Bloody Proof. That’s the kind of miracle Mr. Skin likes to see!

YOUNG PEOPLE FUCKING (2007)
STUDIO: ThinkFilm
NUDES: Diora Baird (breasts), Sonja Bennett (breasts, butt), Natalie Lisinska (breasts), Carly Pope (breasts)
THE SKINNY: Provocatively titled Canadian comedy Young People Fucking follows the intertwining stories of five couples attempting to have sex and the numerous difficulties and absurd situations they encounter. The skin-semble cast includes the bared breasts of sultry brunette and former star of the WB’s Popular Carly Pope, the pointy pinskas of Natalie Lisinska, and the Floridian funbags of Wedding Crashers babe Diora Baird. Oh, to be young and fucking.