Can One Woman Deflower Another?


Natalie Dylan, the 22-year old Sacramento State alumna who’s auctioning off her virginity, has announced that callipigious Armenian heiress Kim Kardashian is welcome to take her maidenhead if she can beat the current top bid of 3.8 million dollars.

“She’s really beautiful,” Dylan gushed, “but ... I’m heterosexual. I just admire her beauty.”

Doesn’t she mean booty?

Considering the size of her family fortune, Kim could easily become the one to make Natalie a woman if she chose to do so.

It takes one to know one.

But if Natalie were to give it up to another woman, would she still be a virgin afterward? Some would argue that, even if Kim strapped on a rubber phallus and shoved it up to the hilt into all three of Natalie’s previously unviolated orfices, she would still be a virgin afterwards.

If this is the case, Natalie could make some real money selling her lesbian cherry on a separate auction and double her money. She’d probably get some bites at least from Megan Fox and Samantha Ronson.

And if she wanted to triple her money, she could open a third auction for her third input and sell her bottom to the top bidder.

And then there’s the DP virginity, the gang-bang virginity, the ATM virginity, the threesome virginity, the femdom virginity, and the blow-bang virginity, if she wants to get technical and rich at the same time.

And since she graduated with a degree in Women’s Studies, Natalie can probably think of even more ways to make money off her body than we can!

Meanwhile, if Kim Kardashian is willing and the girls would do the defloration on webcam, we could probably raise $4 million in about 2.8 seconds.