Teenage Babe Goes from Twilight to “Light of Day”


Twilight starlet Kristen Stewart is set to play almost but not quite openly vagitarian rock and roll bad girl Joan Jett in an upcoming biopic written and director by music video maven Floria Sigismondi.

A founding member of the all-girl hard rock outfit The Runaways, Joan Jett has hinted at her rug-munching ways with album titles like Up Your Alley and by covering glam rockers Sweet’s ode to bisexuality “A.C.D.C.,” which contains the lyrics “She’s got girls, girls all over the world,” and “She's got some other woman as well as me.”

One of the rugs Jett is rumored to have munched in recent years belongs to Baywatch knockout Carmen Electra, who told US Weekly that her split with male rocker Dave Navarro left her with more time to “do fun stuff and have sleepovers, dancing, fun girl stuff.”

Interviews with the other girls of The Runaways in later years also hinted that they each tasted the love that dares not speak its name (with its mouth full) with Jett at least once or twice (or 329 times).

Mr Skin heartily approves of Kristen Stewart in the role of Joan Jett and would like to offer some suggestions for the rest of the cast.

Runaways producer Kim Fowley- Mr Skin

Runaways guitarist Lita Ford- Elisha Cuthbert

Runaways vocalist Cherie Curry-Amy Adams

Runaways drummer Sandy West- Mischa Barton

Runaways bassist Jackie Fox- Zooey Deschanel

Carmen Electra- Herself