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Happy Cinco de Mayo! Need something to whack your pinata to? How about Penelope Cruz, Salma Hayek, and the rest of our top 5 native Spanish speakers? They're muy caliente!

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Lame. Cinco de Mayo is a Mexican holiday. Should be Top 5 Mexicans, or Mexican Americans. Are you going to have a list filled with Brits, Aussies, New Zealanders, and Canadians on the Fourth of July because they are native English speakers?
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 8:09PM on May 5, 2010
Talk about sexy. This is sexy right here -- sexy and steaming hot. This list made me so hungry, I've been eating spicy Mexican food all day and night -- tacos, burritos, chalupas, nachos.

Next I want to chalk up on my Spanish language skills.
kowalitysky @ 9:28PM on May 6, 2010

@Christopher Kowalsky Sr.:

Look out bathroom stall (and fellow members), here I come! The shotgun spray of loose, spicy fecal matter will burst forth; coating you all in a heaping helping of my everlasting knowledge. Bask in the glory! Thanks in advance to NakedFemaleMan for the forthcoming output.

@kowalitysky:

Dude why don't you give it a fucking rest already? Leave Mr. Kowalsky and anybody else for that matter alone and get on with your OWN life. I wonder what kind of drugs you're on. I bet it's crack because only that could make a person the way they are. If you wanna make me a target for your nonsensical bullshit go right ahead. I can dish out whatever you have to offer and you seem to have LOTS to offer.

@Chad:

Oh yeah 1 other thing. Like YOU always seeming to be around and ready with your venom and lashing out at somebody I'm always ready 2. If I had started 2 post continuous comments nonstop would you be targeting me as well? I'm sure you would because that's how people like you get your kicks. I've noticed there are MORE than 1 person joining in on the discussion/comments board here. My oh my you think you're something else hiding behind a fake name and a fake picture and over the internet 2. Tell me do you get PAID by your "organization" to act as a bot or spammer?

@Chad:

Interesting as to how you've suddenly switched to using numerals in your posts. Text much? Be careful now, you might be found out...oops, sorry Chris. BTW, your one Hell of a "man". Double three.

@vampirkow:

Since you appear to be speaking for others besides yourself I might as well be speaking for others to. You're starting to become a pain in my balls now and I feel you're becoming a pain in other peoples balls to only they may not want to say so for themselves. I don't blame them for not getting involved. I noticed in the COMMENT POSTING TERMS it says abusers will be banned and reported to the authorities. I hope you and your other "personas" because they're fake like you will get the boot from here once and for all. Your act isn't mature and you going around accusing somebody of being another person is pathetic. You make this all seem like a personal war with you. I'm sure nobody has ever done any wrong to you. If you don't like the way I type then go away from here. Oh since you think I'm Kowalsky can you prove it? No you only want to think that because you develop a personal vendetta against ANYBODY who you know is better than you. I can say what you said but different. Interesting as to how you've suddenly switched gravatars and names in your posts.
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 8:08PM on May 12, 2010

@Chad:

Naked Female Man, please, if you have nothing to say in regards to the blog entry(ies) in general, refrain from saying anything at all. I don't mean no disrespect towards you, it's just for some reason you're getting yourself confused as ME and I'm getting myself confused as YOU -- don't ask me why. If you've read the comments from the one who calls himself Vampirkow, Kowalitysky and the several other so-called names from months before, then you would see for yourself. I just feel that in order to avoid any confusions on your part and on my part, maybe it would be wiser to not say anything UNLESS it's about the blog entry(ies). Furthermore, I don't need you to stand up for me and have you defending my actions and words. I do appreciate it, but it's not worth it.

As for this Kowalitysky, Vampirkow, Balding Clown, Hollow Scream or whatever name he may choose to use later to spew his venomous words at me for my constant commenting on here -- you're nothing but a pale imitator -- you mimic me word for word, you impersonate me, you copy me, you even try to WRITE like me -- in other words, you're trying to BE like me. Well, I'm here to set the record straight -- there's only ONE Kowalsky and that Kowalsky is ME -- I'm the real deal. I'm flattered that you consider me that highly, but I must say though, as good a damn job as you do of portraying me, maybe you should play me in a Hollywood biopic. There's no doubt in my mind that you'll win an Oscar for the role. In fact, since you're so good at being all these other fake aliases, how do we know that YOU are not Naked Female Man?

By the way, don't even think for a minute that I'll be replying to your idiotic comments -- if they're aimed AT me or ABOUT me and my frequent commenting, I won't have NOTHING to say to you or anybody else who follows in your muddled footsteps.
When I saw the name of the list, these are the five I thought had to be on here. I might have had them in a different order but that is minor.
Chip Douglas @ 2:38PM on May 5, 2010
ole!!

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