By Mr. Skin

Years come, years go. So as 2007 fades into the new horizons of 2008, let's be freshly grateful, then, that flesh on film lasts forever.


The past twelve months have provided a bumper crop of delectable actresses unveiling themselves on DVD. The following is a round-up of my favorite DVDs of 2007 that fit in the following categories:

  • Films from previous years debuting on DVD.
  • Special Editions of films featuring bonus nude scenes.
  • Direct-to-DVD productions, which are the modern equivalent of old drive-in movies.

And then, of course, there's also Knocked Up . . .



Mr. Skin's Top(less) 26 DVDs of 2007!

Mo(i)st Honorable Mention


Knocked Up (2007)
Studio:Universal
Nudes:Stormy Daniels (breasts) (Picture: 1), Emerson Riley (right breast) (Picture: 1), Nautica Thorn (breasts) (Picture: 1)
The Skinny: Hollywood's comedic kingpin Judd Apatow skyrocketed to new stratospheres of super-success with Knocked Up, his straight-up knock-out of a blockbuster comedy that was hilarious, moving, and, thanks to a female cast that's not afraid of nakedness, hot-hot-hot. There were movies released in 2007 with more naked starlets, but none were funnier, none were more heartfelt, and, most skin-portantly, only Knocked Up, at the 59-minute mark, boasts a graphic, nude, full-frontal close-up shot of the home page of MrSkin.com!

Mr. Skin's Top(less) 26 DVDs of 2007!

Top of the Pop-Offs


1. Caligula: 3-Disc Imperial Edition (1979)
Studio: Image Entertainment
Nudes:Adriana Asti (breasts), Mirella D'Angelo (FFN, butt), Anneka Di Lorenzo (FFN, butt), Helen Mirren (FFN) (Picture: 1), Teresa Ann Savoy (FFN, butt) (Picture: 1), Lori Wagner (FFN, butt), uncredited actresses up the wazoo for a gland total of 112 breasts, 41 butts, and 46 bushes!
The Skinny: The ultimate epic onslaught of perverted sex, gory horror, and spectacular (in)human excess, Caligula at last receives a triple-disc, extras-packed Imperial Edition. Prepare to toss off your toga repeatedly as the package includes hours of fresh nakedness, as well as separate commentaries from stars Malcolm McDowell and Helen Mirren, who waxes niftily nostalgic on her bare-bodied lesbian face-sucking with Teresa Ann Savoy.

2. Black Emmanuelle's Box and Black Emanulle's Box Volume 2
Studio:Severin Films
Nudes:Annie Belle (FFN, butt), Debra Berger (FFN, butt), Dirce Funari (FFN, butt), Ely Galleani (FFN, butt), Laura Gemser (FFN, butt), Gota Gobert (bush), Shulamith Lasri (FFN, butt), Dagmar Lassander (breasts), Vinja Locatelli (FFN, butt), Koike Mahoco (FFN, butt), Nieves Navarro (FFN, butt), Brigitte Petronio (FFN, butt), Karin Schubert (FFN, butt), Mnica Zanchi (FFN, butt), Ziggy Zanger (FFN, butt), and throngs of uncredited actresses, completely naked and engaged in all manner of kinktastic sexual abandon
The Skinny: What a couple of Black boxes! The heroic skinematic historians at Severin Films have set out to immortalize luscious Laura Gemser (Picture: 1) as Black Emanuelle, the role she made famous in copious films in which she copulates with the entire cast. Beautifully remastered and somehow even sexier than you remember, Black Emanuelle's Box Volume 1 includes Emanuelle in Bangkok (1976) (Picture: 1), Emanuelle Around the World (1977) (Picture: 1), and Sister Emanuelle (1978) (Picture: 1). The equally indispensable follow-up, Black Emanuelle's Box Volume 2, is comprised of Black Emanuelle 2 (1976) (Picture: 1), Black Emmanuelle, White Emmanuelle (1977), and Emanuelle and the White Slave Trade (1978) (Picture: 1).

3. American Pie Presents: Beta House (2007)
Studio:Universal
Nudes:Christine Barger (breasts, butt) (Picture: 1), Angela Besharah (breasts), Dawne Furey (breasts) (Picture: 1), Ashleigh Hubbard (breasts, butt) (Picture: 1), Sabrine Oliveira (breasts), uncredited actresses
The Skinny: With Beta House, Universal's American Pie franchise continues to be fresh and hot, satiating our hunger for teen-sex-comedy antics at their raunchiest and most rollicking best.

4. Desert Hearts: 2-Disc Collector's Edition (1985)
Studio:Wolfe Video
Nudes:Andra Akers (left breast), Patricia Charbonneau (breasts) (Picture: 1), Helen Shaver (breasts) (Picture: 1)
The Skinny: The definitive lesbian crossover smash of the 1980s, Desert Hearts, receives an absolutely lickable double-disc treatment. The fur hounds at Wolfe Video who put out this fresh Hearts attack were even savvy enough to promote the fact that the DVD contains even more footage of the all-time scorching Sapphic suck-down between Patricia Charbonneau and Helen Shaver.

5. Halloween: Unrated Director's Cut (2007)
Studio:Weinstein Company
Nudes:Hanna Hall (breasts), Danielle Harris (breasts) (Picture: 1), Kristina Klebe (FFN) (Picture: 1)
The Skinny: Director Rob Zombie's horror remake Halloween was already noteworthy for grown-up (and out) child star Danielle Harris. She played the kid in the clown costume in Halloween 4 and 5 and, here, she bares her Halloween 2. Barer still, on the uncut DVD Kristina Klebe's topless scene becomes a full-frontal frenzy.

6. The Happy Hooker Trilogy
Studio:MGM
Nudes:Dana Baker (breasts), Martine Beswicke (breasts) (Picture: 1), Tanya Boyd (breasts), Cisse Cameron (breasts) (Picture: 1), Dawn Clark (breasts), Raven De La Croix (breasts), Linda Gildersleeve (breasts), Marilyn Joi (breasts), Susan Lynn Kiger (breasts), Bonnie Large (breasts), Louisa Moritz (right breast, butt), Anita Morris (breasts) (Picture: 1), K.C. Winkler (breasts, butt, bush) (Picture: 1), Pamela Zinszer (breasts)
The Skinny: Globe-trotting, bed-hopping lady of the evening extraordinaireXaviera Hollander electrified the 1970s with her autobiography, The Happy Hooker, and an ongoing series of books that followed. Naturally so sumptuously sordid a story lent itself swimmingly to sexy cinema. This single-disc must have from MGM rounds up Hollander's signature big-screen trilogy: The Happy Hooker (1975) (Picture: 1), The Happy Hooker Goes to Washington (1977) (Picture: 1), and The Happy Hooker Goes Hollywood (1980) (Picture: 1).

7. .45 (2006)
Studio:ThinkFilm
Nude:Milla Jovovich (breasts, bush) (Picture: 1)
The Skinny: Magnum-force Milla Jovovich blasts all comers with both her supermodel muff and the meat bullets that have earned her the nickname "G.N.A.T.s"-Greatest Nipples of All Time!

8. Beer League (2006)
Studio:Echo Bridge Entertainment
Nudes:Keisha (breasts) (Picture: 1), Charlene Biton (breasts), uncredited actresses
The Skinny: Beloved behemoth and Howard Stern Show sidekick Artie Lange described his riotous softball epic Beer League as "the Bad News Bears grow up to be insane alcoholics." That's spot on, except you forgot to mention all the boobs, Beef!

9. Alice in Wonderland (1976)
Studio:Subversive Cinema
Nudes:Nancy Dare (FFN, butt), Kristine DeBell (FFN, butt) (Picture: 1), Juliet Graham (FFN, butt), Terri Hall (FFN, butt), Sue Tsengoles (FFN, butt), uncredited actresses
The Skinny:Alice in Wonderland, the classic bedtime story that became an erotic blockbuster both in theaters and the fledgling days of cable TV and home video, hits a Special Edition DVD that comes with both softcore and full-penetration versions of this enduring musical curiosity.

10. The Dukes of Hazzard: The Beginning: Unrated Edition (2007)
Studio:Warner Bros.
Nudes:Trishelle Cannatella (breasts) (Picture: 1), Casey Durkin (breasts), Carrie Minter (breasts), uncredited actresses
The Skinny: Reality-TV siren Trishelle Cannatella steps into the denim cut-offs and pops out of her half-a-top in this down-and-dirty, appropriately unrated mountain road race back through Hazzard county.

11. Blade Runner: The Final Cut (1982)
Studio:Warner Bros.
Nudes:Joanna Cassidy (breasts), Sean Young (breasts)
The Skinny: Director Ridley Scott's Blade Runner: The Final Cut includes topless footage of Sean Young that has never appeared before in any public version of the sci-fi classic. Final Cut? Not likely. And let's hope not if there's more Sean to be seen.

12. Anita: Diary of a Nymphomaniac (1973)
Studio:Synapse Films
Nudes:Berit Agedahl (FFN, butt), Christina Lindberg (FFN, butt) (Picture: 1)
The Skinny: Exploitation archaeologist Synapse Films unearthed a sought-after, well-worth-the-wait gem in the form of Anita. Christina Lindberg of Thriller: A Cruel Picture (Picture: 1) (another awe-inspiring Synapse release) bombastically embodies the title role in an archetypal teen-temptress-comes-of-age tale, only better than all others-because it's Swedish!

13. The Exterminating Angels (2006)
Studio:Genius Products
Nudes:Marie Allan (FFN, butt) (Picture: 1), Lise Bellynck (FFN, butt) (Picture: 1), Maroussia Dubreuil (FFN, butt) (Picture: 1), Apolline Louis (FFN, butt)
The Skinny: Sex-intensive French cinema iconoclast Jean-Claude Brisseau follows up his torrid Secret Things (2002) (Picture: 1) with The Exterminating Angels, the tale of a movie director obsessed with chronicling erotic pleasure in the human female. All actress auditions invariably explode into lesbian orgies and all-out onslaughts of highly aroused, full-frontally exposed flesh. These exterminating angels will turn you into one horny devil.

14. Species: The Awakening (2007)
Studio:MGM
Nudes:Marlene Favela (breasts, butt) (Picture: 1), Helena Mattsson (breasts, butt) (Picture: 1)
The Skinny: The sci-fi series that made Natasha Henstridge (Picture: 1) a cinema star and a skinema mega-star continues with flashy, snazzy DVD sequels. In The Awakening space nympho Helena Mattsson and Marlene Favela will keep you up and render your sperm a very endangered Species, indeed.

15. Justine de Sade (1972)
Studio:Blue Underground
Nudes:Alice Arno (FFN, butt) (Picture: 1), France Verdier (breasts), uncredited actresses
The Skinny: French filmmaker Claude Pierson's takes on the Marquis de Sade's wicked yarn of emancipation from inhibitions from sexual subjugation is wild, kinky, and perfectly played by leading lust bomb Alice Arno.

16. Malicious (1995)
Studio:Lions Gate
Nudes:Sarah Lassez (left breast), Molly Ringwald (breasts) (Picture: 1)
The Skinny:Malicious is a solid little thriller that attained legendary status on two points: the surprisingly round and robust bare bosom of Molly Ringwald (Picture: 1). She'll give you a breakfast chub.

17. National Lampoon's TV: The Movie (2006)
Studio: Xenon[http://www.xenonpictures.com]
Nudes:Jamie Hagan (breasts), Estefania Iglesias (breasts), Camille Langfield (breasts), Tabitha Taylor (breasts) (Picture: 1), uncredited actresses
The Skinny: A kitchen-sink laffapalozza featuring Jackass's Steve-O, National Lampoon's TV: The Movie does not skimp when it comes to T's for your viewing pleasure.

18. They're Playing with Fire (1984)
Studio:Anchor Bay Entertainment
Nudes:Sybil Danning (breasts, butt, bush) (Picture: 1)
The Skinny: The bizarro teen comedy/slasher horror/caper thriller They're Playing with Fire pits the kid from Private Lessons (1981) (Picture: 1) against Sybil Danning as an irresistible college professor. Sybil's secret, larcenous agenda goes along with her string bikini-and gets pulled off in much the same fashion. Fire burns as a one-of-kind head scratcher, in every sense.

19. Buried Alive (2007)
Studio:Weinstein Company / Dimension Extreme
Nudes:Erin Lokitz (butt) (Picture: 1), Lindsey Scott (breasts) (Picture: 1)
The Skinny: Direct-to-DVD horror house Dimension Extreme consistently supplies screaming scares and great gore. The college-kids-in-a-haunted-cabin romp Buried Alive is no exception, plus it's got coed casabas and caboose.

20. Roller Booty (2007)
Studio:Peach DVD
Nudes:Zoe Britton (FFN, butt) (Picture: ), Jennifer Lee (FFN, butt), Samantha Ryan (FFN, butt), Angie Savage (FFN, butt), Celeste Star (FFN, butt) (Picture: )
The Skinny: Superb softcore studio Peach DVD puts sex on wheels in Roller Booty, where a squadron of scorching skate chicks goes down all over a rink. We're not talking about falling, but you will be trippin'!

21. Sex Consequences (2006)
Studio:Maverick
Nude:Joan Severance (breasts) (Picture: 1)
The Skinny: Model-turned-1990s-sex-siren Joan Severance-best known and breast worshipped for her work on Showtime's Red Shoe Diaries-makes a comeback in a crime thriller wherein she proves her body is still killer.

22. Teachers (1984)
Studio:MGM
Nudes:Julia Jennings (breast), Jobeth Williams (breasts)
The Skinny: Director Arthur Hiller's bored-of-education satire is a prime example of a high-1980s subgenre: the teen sex tragedy. Nick Nolte is a burnt-out instructor who opens the movie in bed with bare-breasted Julia Jennings (Picture: 1)and then stands stupefied at the end during Jobeth Williams's (Picture: 1) climactic streak through a crowded hallway. Teachers will put a worm in your apple.

23. The Erotic Adventures of the Three Musketeers (1992)
Studio: Private Screening Collection
Nudes:Nina Hartley (FFN, butt) (Picture: 1), Deidre Holland (FFN, butt), Francesca Lee (FFN, butt), Brit Morgan (FFN, butt) (Picture: 1), Janet Reddix (FFN, butt), Madison Stone (FFN, butt), Tracey Winn (FFN, butt) (Picture: 1)
The Skinny: In The Erotic Adventures of the Three Musketeers, tantalizing Tracey Winn tries to join the ranks of the legendary rapier wielders. With a cast of vintage adult-video starlets in a take-off-your-costume drama, just wait till you see the swordplay!

24. Silip: Daughters of Eve (1985)
Studio:Mondo Macabro
Nudes:Sarsi Emmanuelle (FFN, butt) (Picture: 1), Maria Isabel Lopez (FFN, butt) (Picture: 1), Myra Manibog (FFN, butt)
The Skinny: The Philippines is known for containing 7,000 islands and for once having a first lady who owned roughly the same amount of shoes. The South Pacific nation is definitely not known for its erotic cinema. Alas, Silip: Daughters of Eve proves that we have much to learn, and its great presentation on DVD by Mondo Macabro is quite the A-plus learning experience.

25. Pervert! (2005)
Studio:TLA Releasing
Nudes:Lucia (FFN, butt), Mary Carey (FFN, butt) (Picture: 1), Juliette Clark (breasts, butt) (Picture: 1), Aurelie Sanchez (left breast)
The Skinny: The appealingly titled retro-minded drive-in celebration Pervert! opens the way every movie ought to: with adult-video star Mary Carey running naked outdoors, waving an American flag. From there, the movie somehow picks up, as youthful James (Sean Andrews) ventures into the wilderness to meet his crackpot sex-addict/meat-sculptor father, Hezekiah (Darrell Sandeen). Adding to the excitement is a mad slasher who's doing away with dad's naked young female playthings. James sticks around to hunt the killer, and a lot of ladies take off their tops.

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Andra Akers
Marie Allan
Alice Arno
Adriana Asti
Dana Baker
Christine Barger
Annie Belle
Lise Bellynck
Debra Berger
Angela Besharah
Martine Beswicke
Charlene Biton
Tanya Boyd
Zoe Britton
Cisse Cameron
Trishelle Cannatella
Mary Carey
Joanna Cassidy
Patricia Charbonneau
Dawn Clark
Juliette Clark
Mirella D'Angelo
Stormy Daniels
Sybil Danning
Nancy Dare
Kristine DeBell
Raven De La Croix
Anneka Di Lorenzo
Maroussia Dubreuil
Casey Durkin
Sarsi Emmanuelle
Marlene Favela
Dirce Funari
Dawne Furey
Ely Galleani
Laura Gemser
Linda Gildersleeve
Gota Gobert
Juliet Graham
Jamie Hagan
Hanna Hall
Terri Hall
Danielle Harris
Nina Hartley
Natasha Henstridge
Deidre Holland
Xaviera Hollander
Ashleigh Hubbard
Estefania Iglesias
Julia Jennings
Marilyn Joi
Milla Jovovich
Susan Lynn Kiger
Kristina Klebe
Camille Langfield
Bonnie Large
Shulamith Lasri
Dagmar Lassander
Sarah Lassez
Francesca Lee
Jennifer Lee
Christina Lindberg
Vinja Locatelli
Erin Lokitz
Maria Isabel Lopez
Apolline Louis
Koike Mahoco
Myra Manibog
Helena Mattsson
Carrie Minter
Helen Mirren
Brit Morgan
Louisa Moritz
Anita Morris
Nieves Navarro
Sabrine Oliveira
Brigitte Petronio
Janet Reddix
Emerson Riley
Molly Ringwald
Samantha Ryan
Aurelie Sanchez
Angie Savage
Teresa Ann Savoy
Karin Schubert
Lindsey Scott
Joan Severance
Helen Shaver
Celeste Star
Madison Stone
Tabitha Taylor
Nautica Thorn
Sue Tsengoles
France Verdier
Lori Wagner
Jobeth Williams
K.C. Winkler
Tracey Winn
Sean Young
Mnica Zanchi
Ziggy Zanger
Pamela Zinszer
.45
Alice in Wonderland
American Pie Presents: Beta House
Anita: Diary of a Nymphomaniac
Beer League
Black Emanuelle 2
Black Emmanuelle, White Emmanuelle
Blade Runner
Buried Alive
Caligula
Desert Hearts
The Dukes of Hazzard: The Beginning
Emanuelle and the White Slave Trade
Emanuelle Around the World
Emanuelle in Bangkok
The Erotic Adventures of the Three Musketeers
The Exterminating Angels
Halloween